Another Crappy Blog... by Jason Winters

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Miss Vickies Cleavage?

This is a Miss Vickies potato chips bag. Look at it closely. Notice the lace with the bow in the middle directly above the word "JALAPENO"? Now to me, that looks like the lace along the top of a woman's blouse. And if that's a woman blouse... then doesn't the "V" in Vickies look suspiciously like cleavage? I've presented this idea to several people and everyone thinks I'm just obsessing about breasts.
So what do you think? Is the "V" cleavage or not?

UPDATE!!
Fellow blogger, Hairy Carrot, informed me that the Land O Lakes Indian girl has a very sagging set of breasts herself. Apparently those aren't her knees sticking out from under her dress. Using some surgical skills I picked up from Dr.90201, I was able to do a little augementing of my own. (cutting her knees out and setting then over the box of butter she's holding) See the before and after pictures below.

Before:
After:

posted by Jason at 4/29/2006 08:37:00 PM

10 Comments:

  • Now I see why you are a good inventor, IMAGINATION

    By Anonymous utch, at 3:06 PM  

  • I do see the cleavage thing. You must of had alot of free time staring at that bag of chips to decide that. Maybe it's one of those subliminal messaging tactics. "If you like women's breasts you'll love our chips." because they are jalapeno flavored it must be a spanish womans breasts.

    By Anonymous Melony, at 3:19 PM  

  • I agree about the lace looking like a blouse but I don't see the V as breast thing. That is an interesting bag though, I've never seen that brand before.

    By Anonymous nancysaurus, at 9:05 PM  

  • And i guess that the little jalapenos and the silo look like penises? haha. But I really do see that illusion of some cleavage. Might be a clever advertising ploy!

    First time visitor by way of searching for live animal webcams during my physics lecture. :) I've been thinking about setting one up for my finches so that I can keep an eye on them when I'm away from home. Thanks for explaining what you use for your setup!

    By Blogger Christine D., at 1:44 AM  

  • I didn't see the cleavage, but I have done the old Land O' Lakes butter trick. You cut out the knees from the lil' indian girl and replace the box she's holding with them. Looks like her boobs. Great fun for the kids, too.

    By Blogger Hairy Carrot, at 5:24 PM  

  • I think I may have wet my panties when I saw this. If I were wearing panties. Love it!

    By Anonymous Rebekah, at 7:12 PM  

  • This is the subliminal messaging talked about in Advertising and Marketing classes... you are very observant. I would give you an "A" in Advertising.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:36 PM  

  • I think you have a Freudian problem.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:59 PM  

  • if the lace is from a ladies blouse, then it would be the neck line, and unless things have changed a lot anatomically since I have been married, then cleavage is still below the neck line, not in the middle of it. so unless her boobs are coming out of her neck, I have to think you have WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! to much time on your hands... LOL LOL LOL ROTFLMAO

    By Blogger Mike, at 11:38 AM  

  • Cleavage!hahahaha!PENIS!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    By Blogger Yaldabaoth, at 6:58 AM  

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